Woaaahhhh....begitu lelah gue harus menyelesaikan text drama ini, ya maklum ini tugas dari guru, sebelumnya I want to say "thank you very much" for my group and my teachers, drama ini gue buat sendiri and ni drama bekisah komedi and cinta, ya gitulah anak SMA. Ya udah langsung di baca aja ya,oh iy ini terdiri dari 7 peran.
Anak-anak pun langsung terdiam begitupun dengan saleh disampingnya.
CINTA DITOLAK DUKUN BERTINDAK
Bell masuk pun berdering
ring..ring..ring..” murid-murid masuk kekelas masing-masing. Di pagi hari itu
ada siswa baru bernama saleh,lalu masuklah salah seorang guru yang dipanggil bu buser, mulai lah
perkenalan di mulai...
(Suasana
didalam kelas sedang gemuruh)
Bu Buser :”semuanya perhatikan saya sebentar............(disampingnya
ada
saleh si murid baru)”
Murid-murid
tdk mendengarkan Bu Buser, mereka asyik dgn urusannya masing-masing.
Lalu
bu buser memukul meja dgn kayu (kedeplak...plak...plak)
Anak-anak pun langsung terdiam begitupun dengan saleh disampingnya.
Bu Buser :”Anak-anak kalian akan memiliki teman
baru,silakan nak kenalkan dirimu ! (dengan gayanya yang killer)
Saleh :”Ba..ba ..ik bu”
Saleh :”hello,teman-teman eke saya SALEH,eke
dari
Palembang, eke
harap teman-teman akan menjadi teman saya”
(murid-muridpun
merasa ngantuk mendengarnya)
Bu Buser : “saleh silakan duduk !”
Lalu
saleh duduk di sebelah dewi. Ia memperkenalkan dirinya kepada dewi dengan gaya
cucoknya.
Saleh : “hyy..eke seli, ES E EL I......
Dewi : “hah?”
Saleh : “eeeeh maksud saya Saleh bin
slamet”
Dewi :”ooo,, Saleh bin Cong”
Saleh :”bukan..bukan saleh bin cong
tapi saleh bin slamet”
Dewi : “oohh aku kira Saleh Bin Cong,
aku Dewi (sambil
mengulurkan tangannya)”
Lalu saleh juga
mengulurkan tangannya, lalu mengambil bedak di tasnya,Dewi pun heran
Dengan Saleh.Pelajaran
pun dimulai.....
Dua jam kemudian ,Bell istirahat berbunyi............
Dewi menemui
Ikhsan,teman dekat dan teman sekelasnya di kantin, kemudian saleh yang
Ingin ke kantin melihat
mereka berdua. Setelah itu Dewi meninggalkan Ikhsan sendiri dikursi
panjang.Dan
bertemu saleh di jalan
Dewi :”hy Saleh !”
Saleh :”Saleh...Saleh.. Seli tahu !
Dewi :”oh iy Saleh”
Saleh :”SELI.... ES E EL I !
Dewi :”ia SELI!”
Dengan sedikit kesal Salih meninggalkan
dewi(dgn gaya cucok). Dewi hanya heran saja,kemudian saleh duduk disamping
ikhsan yang sedang makan Bakwan ,saleh mendekati ikhsan dgn gaya cucoknya
tetapi ikhsan malah menjauh,ser..geser..geser..geser..ser....dak,, ikhsan
akhirnya jatuh dari kursi dan salehpun menolong ikhsan sambil mengulurkan
tangannya dan terjadilah saling pandang.Sepertinya saleh menyukai
ikhsan,astaghfirullah adziim ikhsan tersadar......lalu ikhsan membayar Bakwan
yang telah dimakannya,sedangkan saleh senyum-senyum saja.
Ikhsan :”mpok saya makan bakwannya hanya
satu,brp ?”
Mpok Ipeh :”tadi Bakwan yang ada dipiring itu ada
lima.kok kamu Cuma
bilang makan satu”
Ikhsan :”Sih Saleh bu yang makannya”
Saleh :”ih,rempong de’ah eke ngak
makannya kok malah nyalahin
eke sih”
Mpok Ipeh :”ngk tahu pokoknya kalian harus bayar
semua yang kalian
makan”
Ikhsan :”Baiklah bu saya akan bayar 1
Bakwan yang saya makan
tadi,1000 kan bu,saleh kamu bayar 4 nya”
Saleh :”jangan panggil eke saleh deh
itu nama asli saya, kalau panggilannya seli”
Ikhsan :”astaghfirullahalladzim(sambil
mengelus-ngelus dada)
Tiba-tiba saat
ikhsan akan mengeluarkan uangnya,ada 4 Bakwan yang jatuh dari
kantongnya.
Mpok Ipah :”Nah kan ketahuan ya,makan 5 bilangnya 1”
Ikhsan :”Maaf bu saya lupa,hehe..lalu
ikhsan meninggalkan uang 5rb
dan langsung kabur”
Saleh :”eke kabur juga ahh,,,,,,yayang
ikhsan tunggu eke”
Di
kelas, Saleh/Seli mendekati Dewi, kemudian ia duduk di bangku lingga,cewek
tomboy teman sebangku dewi...
Seli :”Ikhsan itu siapa kamu ya ?
Kenali dong eke kan murid baru
jadi eke butuh temen”
Dewi :”teman akrab gue,emang ngapa ?
kalau loh butuh temen,jadi
temen gue aja”
Seli :”benar juga tuh kalau eke
jadi temen loh,pasti ikhsan juga
Bakal
deket sama eke(sambil membayangkan ikhsan)”
Tiba-tiba
lingga si tomboy datang membuat seli terkejut...............
Lingga :”DOOOR..............”
Seli :”DO.OR.DO.OR..(agak latah)
iiihhh buat eke terkejut deh”
Lingga :”kenalin nama gue Lingga, inget EL
I EN DUO GE A !”
Seli :”ia.... MANGGA kan ?”
Lingga :”ngajak berantem loh (Dengan gaya
tomboy)”
Seli :”enggak..enggak eke Cuma
bercanda kok....,aku seli”
Dewi :”Seli ini lingga teman sebangku
ku, dia orangnya asyik dan
baik kok”
Lingga :”WWAAAAAAOOOOOWWW(gaya macan)”
Seli :”eke takut ih”
Lingga :”nggak ngakk Cuma bercanda,hihihi”
Tiba-tiba
lingga memanggil siti anak yang paling culun dan rajin dikelas,...
Lingga :”siti, kemari !”(dengan gaya
tomboynya)
Siti :”ada apa ngga ?”
Lingga :”gue belum ngerjain pr bahasa
inggris ! cepet kerjain pr gw !
Siti :”i.....iiaaa....ngga(takut)”
Lingga :”CEPET !GAK PAKE LAMA!”
Lalu
Siti meninggalkan lingga,dewi,dan Seli. Ia segera menyelesaikan pr Lingga
dengan hati sedih
Dewi :”Lingga,kamu jangan begitu dong
sama Siti.Kasihan tahu !”
Lingga :”aku Cuma bercanda, nanti aku
belikan dia bakso di kantin”
Dewi :”Yaudah, ya ampun aku haus
banget, Seli kamu mau ngak
nemenin aku ke kantin beli minuman”
Seli :”Yaudah yuk,eke juga belum
jajan tadi gara-gara sih ikhsan”
Lalu
mereka pergi ke kantin,saat mereka di kantin tiba-tiba ada ikhsan yang memberi
Kissbye,seli langsung GR kegirangan,ia membalas Kissbye karena ia pikir kissbye
tsb untuk dia.Tapi ternyata Ikhsan kissbye kepada Dewi yang saat itu ada
dibelakang seli. Seli sangat sangat cemburu dan malu.
Bell masuk berbunyi ...
Bu
buser masuk kekelas....saat bu Buser sedang menjelaskan,Seli sibuk berdandan
lalu bu buser yang melihatnya dan memarahinya.
Bu Buser :”Hy kamu tahu tidak ! ini sekolah bukan salon !
Seli :”Maaf
bu”
Dan
ternyata Bu Buser yang malah ikut berdandan ..
Kemudian
ia melanjutkan penjelasannya. Ikhsan yang duduk dibelakang Siti sibuk makan
nyam...nyam...nyam...
Siti :”Ikhsan
jangan makan terus,nanti Bu Buser akan memarahimu”
Ikhsan
tetap melanjutkan makan tiba-tiba suara kentut yang besar berbunyi
“TTTUUUUUUTTTT”
Bu Buser :”Siapa
Kentut?”
Semua murid(kecuali dewi dan Seli) :”Ikhsan Bu”
Bu
buser mendekati Ikhsan ternyata Ikhsan sedang makan
Bu Buser :”eh ini sekolah bukan Kantin,jangan ulangi lagi kalau tidak
kamu
tidak
dapat mengikuti ulangan”
Ikhsan :”Iya bu maaf...”
Bell
pulang berbunyi....
Ikhsan
memiliki rencana untuk menembak Dewi,lalu ia meminta tolong kepada Siti si
culun untuk membawa dewi kekantin.
Ikhsan :”Sit..Sit tolong bantu aku bawakan dewi ke kantin aku
ingin
Mengatakan
cinta kepada ia”
Siti :”oke
deh”
Lalu
siti memanggil Dewi...sementara Ikhsan sedang menunggu di kantin
Siti :"wi,
sini tolong bantu aku mencari kunci motorku sepertinya kunci
motor
ku jatuh di kantin deh”
Dewi :”yuuk
Ku bantu cari”
Dikantin
Ikhsan menembak Dewi dan Dewi menerima cinta Ikhsan
Ikhsan :”Dewi, jika kamu menerima cintaku ambil bunga ini. Jika
tidak buang
bunga ini !”
perlahan-lahan
Dewi mengambil bunga tsb, Dan Ikhsan sangat senang........
Seli
mendengar tentang itu lalu seli pergi ke dukun......
Di
rumah dukun....
Seli :”Mbah
eke ingin orang yang eke suka menyukai eke juga”
Mbah Dukun :”itu hal mudah nak”
Lalu
Mbah Dukun mengeluarkan segala manteranya......komat-kamit mulutnya lalu airnya
di sembur....bur..
Mbah Dukun :”Orang yang kamu sukai akan menyukai mu tapi ada satu syarat kamu
jangan kentut di depan orang yang kamu
sukai.Jika kamu kentut maka manteranya gagal dan kamu akan mati”
Seli :”Baik
mbah saya setuju..”
Lalu
ketika seli mau pulang......
Mbah Dukun :”Eittsssss..... uangnya”
Seli :”ini
mbah.....”
Keesokan
harinya ikhsan telah berubah ikhsan sangat dekat dengan Seli mereka selalu
bersama dan Ikhsan melupakan Dewi,Pada suatu ketika Ikhsan mengajak Seli Kekantin
makan gorengan.
Ikhsan :”Seli
ke kantin yuk makan?”
Seli :”ayuk
ahh eke mau....”
Ternyata Seli terlalu banyak makan
gorengan.Lalu tiba-tiba.......”TTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT” Seli kentut
seperti yang dikatakan mbah dukun.Maka mantera
itu hilang,Ikhsan kembali kepada Dewi dan seli mati seketika.....
~TAMAT~
LOVE IS REFUSED, DUKUN ACT
Bell is ringing ‘ring..ring..ring’ the
students come into their each classes. That morning there is a new student,his
name is Saleh.Then come in one of the teacher,that is called by MOM BUSER. Next,
the introduction is started........
(the condition in the class is so
noisy)
Mom Buser :”Look at me, please..........(beside her,there is Saleh who is
the new
student)”
The students don’t hear her.They are
busy with their each business, Then Mom Buser fight the table with a stick
(kedeplak......plak.....plak...)
Immediately, the
student is calm and saleh is too.
Mom Buser :”Everybody, you’ll have a new friend. Please introduce yourself
(Mom
Buser with her killer style asks Saleh to introduce himself )
Saleh :”O..oo..kay Mom”
Then
Saleh begins to introduce himself......
Saleh :”hello guys,eke Saleh,eke come from Palembang,eke
hope you..you..you(point his finger to the students) will be my friend.”
(All
students feel sleepy)
Bu Buser :”Saleh,please sit next to Dewi”
Then
Saleh sits next to Dewi and he introduces himself (with her cucok
style) to Dewi.
Saleh :”Hy,,,eke Seli. ES I EL AI...
Dewi :”hah??”
Saleh :”eeeehhh, eke mean Saleh bin slamet”
Dewi :”oooo..Saleh
bin Cong”
Saleh :”no..no.no Saleh Bin Cong but Saleh bin Slamet”
Dewi :”I guess Saleh bin Cong, I’m Dewi
(reaching Saleh's right hand)
Then
Saleh does too and take his powder in his bag and Dewi wonders with Saleh.Then
the lesson is begun.............
Two hours later, the bell is ringing
‘ring...ring..ring‘. Dewi meets Ikhsan her close and classmate in the
canteen.Then Saleh who wants to go to the canteen seeing both of them. Dewi
leaves Ikhsan alone in a long chair and meets Saleh on the way.
Dewi :”Hy
Saleh !”
Saleh :”Saleh...Saleh...Seli.You know !
Dewi :”Oh
ya Saleh. Eeheh”
Saleh :”SELI ! ES I EL AI !
Dewi :”Alright,
Seli !
Then Seli leaves Dewi (with his cucok
style) and Dewi only wonders.Then Seli sits next to Ikhsan who is eating Bakwan.
Saleh approaches Ikhsan (with his cucok style) and Ikhsan moves away, move...move
away...way...way..way...dak ! at last Ikhsan falls down from the chair and
Saleh helps Ikhsan and gives his right hands to Ikhsan, Ikhsan holds Seli’s and
Ikhsan is looking at Seli. Oh my god ! Seli likes Ikhsan.
Astgfirullahaladziim.....Ikhsan wokes up..Then Ikhsan pays Bakwan that has been
eaten by him while Seli only smiles happily.
Ikhsan :”Bik, I only ate one bakwan,how
much is it?”
Bik
Ipeh :”Wait, Beforehand, There were five Bakwan
in the plate but why do
you only say that you have eaten one !”
you only say that you have eaten one !”
Ikhsan :”Bik....Saleh has eaten them all”
Saleh :”Ih rempong de’ah. Eke don’t eat them. why do you say like that
Ikhsan ?”
Bik Ipeh :”I don’t know ! all of you must pay
Bakwan that have you eaten !”
Ikhsan :”Alright Bik, I’ll pay one
bakwan that has been eaten and Saleh you pay four Bakwan !
Saleh :”Don’t call eke Saleh ! it’s my
real name. Call eke SELI !
Ikhsan :”astaghfirullahaladziiim.............”
Suddenly,when Ikhsan wants to take his
money in his pocket of pants,There are four bakwan fall down from his pocket.
Bik Ipeh :”Nah I know...., you eat five you say one
!”
Ikhsan :”I’m sorry Bik. I forget
hehe..Then Ikhsan leaves his five
thousand rupiah and go away.....”
Saleh :”eke also go away ah. Beb....
wait eke..”
At the class, Saleh/Seli approaches
Dewi.
Seli :”who's Ikhsan? Know eke
with him dong,eke a new
student,eke need many friends.”
Dewi :”my close friend,why do you ask? If
you need friends,you can be my
friend”
Seli :“you’re right if eke be your
friend,ikhsan also will be my
friend (imagining Ikhsan)
Suddenly, Lingga, a tomboy girl
comes up and makes Seli surprised.
Lingga :”DOOR !”
Seli :”DO.OR..DO.OR...(shock) ihhh
you suprised me !
Lingga :”I’m Lingga. Remember L I N G G A
!
Seli :”ya, MANGGA, right !”
Lingga :”do you want to fight ? (with
tomboy style)
Seli :”Eke just kidding :p. Eke
Seli “
Dewi :”Seli,this is Lingga my friend. She is kind and easy going”
Lingga :”WAAAOOOOWWW (tiger style)”
Seli :”eke afraid ih”
Lingga :”No..no..no I’m just kidding :P
hihihi “
Suddenly,
Lingga calls Siti, a funny and dilligent student in the class...
Lingga :”Siti,Come here !(with her tomboy
style)”
Siti :”What’s up ngga ?”
Lingga :”I haven’t done my english
homework yet ! Do my
homework quickly !
Mutia :”O....O...KAY ngga (afraid)
Lingga :”Quickly ! Don’t be too long !”
Then
Siti leaves Lingga,Dewi,and Seli. Soon she does lingga’s homework sadly
Dewi :”Lingga,Don’t be like that with
Siti, take pity on her !”
Lingga :”I am just kidding, after that
I’ll buy her a bowl of meatball at
canteen”
Dewi :”alright.OMG ! I’m very thirsty.
Would you like to company
me to buy AQUA at canteen Seli ?”
Seli :”Yuhu.....cin. Let’s go !
Then
they go to the canteen,there is Ikhsan there, Ikhsan gives kissbye. Seli is
confident self. He gives back kissbye to Ikhsan because he thinks Ikhsan kissbye
to him. The fact, Ikhsan gives Kissbye to Dewi That is Back of Seli. Seli is
jealous and shy,hahaha :D
Bell is ringing ‘ring..ring..ring’
Mom
Buser comes into class........
When she is explaining the lesson.
Seli is making up. Then Mom Buser sees and advices her angrily.
Mom Buser :”Hy you !(pointing her finger to Seli) do you
know this is school
not Salon”
Seli :”I’m sorry Mom”
Bu
buser also makes up (hehe) and then she continues teaching while Ikhsan who sits
back of Siti is eating. Nyamy...Nyamy...Nyamy.
Siti :”Ikhsan, Don’t eat again. If
Mom knows, she’ll be angry”
Ikhsan
is still continuing to eat. Suddenly there is a big Kentut sound
“TTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT”
Mom Buser :”who’s that?”
All students :”Ikhsan Mom”
Mom
Buser approaches Ikhsan,the fact Ikhsan is eating....
Mom Buser :”eh,this is school not canteen,don’t
repeat it again if you still do I
guarantee that you can’t join the examination!”
guarantee that you can’t join the examination!”
Ikhsan :”Okay Mom, I promise. I’m sorry.
Going home Bell is ringing
‘ring...ring..ring’.............
Ikhsan
has a plan to shoot Dewi.Then, he asks a help to Siti,a funny girl to take
Dewi to the canteen.
Ikhsan :”Sit...Sit,please help me ! take Dewi to the canteen, I
want to say “I
love her”
Siti :”Okey
deh”
Then
Siti calls Dewi...while Ikhsan is waiting in the canteen.
Siti :”wi,come
here ! please help me to seek my motorcycle key. I think it’s
gone at
canteen”
Dewi :”oke,
I’ll help you”
In
the canteen, Ikhsan shoots Dewi and Dewi accepts Ikhsan’s love....
Ikhsan :”Dewi,
if you accept my love. Take this flower, if not. Throw away it
!”
Carefully,Dewi
takes the flower and Ikhsan is really happy...
Seli
hears about it. Then he goes to Mbah Dukun..
(At
Mbah Dukun’s house)...
Seli :”Mbah,eke
want someone that eke love, love eke too”
Mbah :”it’s
so easy”
Then
Mbah Dukun reads her manteras. Komat-kamit her mouth and water is Bur...bur....
Mbah Dukun :”Someone that you love,will love you but you must promise to not
kentut in front of him.If you kentut, The mantera
will be gone and you’ll be death”
Seli :”Okay
Mbah eke agree”
When
Seli will go....
Mbah
Dukun :”Eittsssss....money?”
Seli :”eke
forget mbah.here it is mbah”
After that, Ikhsan has changed. He is
close with Seli. They are always together.Ikhsan forgets Dewi. One day, Ikhsan asks Seli to go to the canteen to eat Bakwan.”
Ikhsan :”Seli,follow me to the canteen. We’ll eat there “
Seli :”Yuhu.....eke
want ahhh”
Seli eats Bakwan so many..Suddenly
“TTTUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT” Seli kentut. Like Mbah Dukun said. The mantera is
gone.and Ikhsan wokes up, and loves Dewi again while Seli is death.
~THE END~
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